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*A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him
*I was born slow, that's why my dad called me "Lightining"
*Stress- the confussion created when one's mind overrides the body's
basic desirre to choke the living shit out of some asshole who despratley
deserves it.
*(said by a guy) I'm not really gay!........but my boyfriend is.
*I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Everytime I hear a new song
on the radio I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that"
*T.V. distorts reality
*My life is like an ashtray in the non-smoking section.-- Meglomanic(some
guy from texas)
*Someday you will ache like I ache.
*Pigs fly backwards over china droping chocolate easter eggs at christmas
time.
*Insaity is a gift, use it to the fullest advantage!...Just remember
the rainbow!
*I'm never going to be famous! I don't do anything, I use to bite my
nails but I don't even do that anymore.
*All house guests bring happiness, some when they arrive & others
when they leave.
*Nothing is impossible
*Are the voices in my head bothering you?
*Barney Will take over the world!
*(response to last quote) Watch out Barney, Elmo has his own song too!
*If At first you don't suceed, try again then quit. No use being a
fool
*I'm going crazy!........ Wanna Come Along?
*If God was a Uni student he wouldn't have made the world in 7 days.
He would have mucked around for 6 then pulled an all nighter!
* I'm not really blonde, I just tell everyone I am! The sad fact is
they only belive me when I tell them face to face!
*I see therefore I am!
*The way I figure it I am in purgatory. Heaven Won't Let me in &
Hell's already kicked me out twice!
*Barney's a retard
*Life's a Bitch & then you die
*51%sweetheart, 49% bitch
*BAH
*Buff
*DA
*Bite me
*Pulll the other one it plays Jingle Bells
*I'm not a failure, I'm just postponing success-- Nick Zande
*Doors are easy once you get the hang of them-- Nick Zande
*Don't answer the phone unless it's ringing-- Andrea Dale
*You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose...but you can't
wipe your friends on the couch-- Insaniac
*It's been swell but the swellings gone down-- Tank Girl
*The only thing to fear is fear itself
*Isn't it customary to leave the scene of the crime?-- Gina Empire
Records
*My dad always says There are 24 Useable hours in every day!-- Cori
(Liv Tyler) Empire Records
*It's all just a bunch of hippie crap-- Eric Cartman Southpark
*If you Drink and Drive you're a bloddy idiot, but if you make it home
you're a fucking legend!
*I don't feel I should have to explain my art to you Warren-- AJ Empire
records
*Why Drink drive, When you can smoke dope & fly home
*Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
* I kicked the freaking map into the river cause it wasn't of any use!
--Mike, Blair witch Project
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