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This page is just basically dedicated to my favourite Radio maniacs.. Tony Martin and Mick Molloy. These guys had a little radio proram that they never thought would last.. so until April 1995 they didn't tape it! Sad thing really! Anyway the Show Was on the Austero network starting only in the capital citties and by the time they decided to take a year off they were heard just about everywhere in Australia with the exception of Darwin NT (why do the northeners miss out on all the good stuff) Not to mention the fact that They were banned in Tasmania till after the annoucement of their 1 year break (hmmm should we make a connection here?) Anyway when I heard they were going I demanded that my Family & Boyfriend get me all their CD's which Was soon granted :)

During their four years they come up with a lot of different Charcters, games, compittions and such. These include somethings like..
Fully Grown Baby.... A baby born as a man
Tum And Phul.. 2 New Zealand Radio Programers
Bag of Saw Dust.. A sack Sunning for Parliment... Sounds a lot like Pauline hanson to me
Mick and the Giant Peach... Mick.. & a Giant Talking Peach
Radio Gladiators and All NEW Radio Gladiators... Basically a whole lot of people ringing up & telling their experince on the day's topic.
Please Explain and Clebrity Please Explain... This is baasiscally when they say please explain & the public rings up & gives them some thing to explain.. such as the difference between Radio Gladiators & All NEW Radio Gladiators
The Decade of Shame... a time to ring in & complain about the 80's
Mick the Clown.. Mick, As a clown
The Seven Wonders of Australia... exactly what the name says
Seven Wonders Anthem... Australian Anthem modified to accommidate the Seven Wonders

Anyway I have decided to include the Seven Wonders of Australia

The Travellators in Wagga Wagga
The Talking Tram in Bendigo
The Aphinx in Geelong
The busted Fertility Rock in Bouddi National Park
The Log of Knowledge in Kurri Kurri
The Upside-Down Toilet at Koyuga Pub
The dickless Yowie Statue in Kilcoy
 

The Seven Wonders Anthem

Australians all let us rejoice
cos we've got heaps of stuff
A dickless statue in Kilcoy
a tram that won't shut up

Our fertility rock has split in half
and now it's twice as good
the log of Knowledge in Kurri Kurri
what a brainy bit of wood

the pub in Koyuga has got
an upside down dunny
It's really hard to piss into
you'll end up girt by pee

Those travelator in wagga
they are stuff of dreams
Geelong's new Sphinx shits on Egypt's
It's got Pokie Machines

We'v got it all from talking trams
to badly-placed Latrines!

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